Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk. Shoplifting is a victimless crime.
Like punching someone in the dark. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus?
That came out of left field.
So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Oh, a *sarcasm* detector.